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Joke of the Day

"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."

"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."

"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."

"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"

"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time."

"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."

"I just love blind prostitutes.... I mean, you've gotta hand it to them."

"The French name for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter translates literally to False Butter Has Entered Our Home"

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."