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Joke of the Day

"6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?"

"I went to the doctor and told him I thought I might be a kleptomaniac. He said, ""Here, take these pills."" So I took them."

"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"

"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"

"There was 30 cows in a field and 20 8(ate) how many didn't? 10"

"Photographers are so violent. They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you."

"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""

"Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered."

"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"

"My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, ""Bae, leave."""