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Joke of the Day

"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Cos 7 has Ebola."

"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"

"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."

"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you can even see it."

"Hey North Carolina, watcha doin' this weekend? Nothing"

"Laurie got offended just because I used the word ""puke"" But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

"Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It's mostly corn...but you have to make a reservation."

"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."