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Joke of the Day

"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"

"It's okay Microsoft Excel even my love life is not responding."

"Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected."

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"

"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."

"I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous."

"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"

"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."

"Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam."

"It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover."