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Joke of the Day

"How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year? At least a brazillion dollars..."

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because my tires look like donuts? Cop: Get out"

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"I was going to be a quarterback for Halloween at work... ...but my boss said we couldn't be anything offensive."

"Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had"

"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."

"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"

"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."