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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is down? Now where will 9gag get all of its content?"
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"I found out it was snowing by looking outside. WTF Twitter? You are suppossed to tell me these things first."
"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"
"What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common? They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"
"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."
"If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox"
"""Calm down"" I suggested. ""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT CALM?"" she carved in the side of my truck."