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Joke of the Day

"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"

"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"

"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"

"Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly, and they smell bad [and hate jokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d2gmw/why_do_girls_wear_makeup_and_perfume/)"

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."

"What does a priest and a second place runner have in common? (NSFW) They both came in a little behind."