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Joke of the Day
"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."
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"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."
"Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street, where they pass a gay bay One turns to the other and says ""want to go inside and get shit-faced?"""
"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"
"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt."
"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."
"I didn't say you were ugly, I just said you were facially challenged."
"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."