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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."
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"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"
"Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!"
"Cute cat ""Thanks. We dont let him in though cause he shreds"" You mean sheds? ""No"" [gestures to cat shredding to Van Halen on the back patio]"
"(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?"
"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"
"So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day... WAY too much sauce on everything."
"How does a feminist kill a spider? Not, she is not man enough to do it."
"My neighbor was going out of town and asked if I'd feed their cat. I said sure... ...to what?"