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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."

"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."

"so a man comes into a bar........ Oh wait no it was a horse....... So a man comes into a horse.........."

"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."

"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."

"For some reason, my girlfriend hates it when I use her toothbrush So does anyone know a better way to get dog shit out of sneakers?"

"It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it? A tangerine with a big mouth."

"Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before."

"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."

"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."