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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."
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"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless it's a black bulb then he calls for backup."
"Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job."
"Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. Not as dark as the charred remains of a holocaust victim."
"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"
"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"
"Cute guy: Can I pet your dog? Me: (several blocks later) I have soft hair too. :("
"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"
"Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there? ""Little girl"". Little girl, who? ""Little girl who can't reach the door knob""."