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Joke of the Day

"Play on word jokes I love telling play on word jokes in care homes so if you have any jokes with plays on word please email them to me so I can add to my website."

"Don't have shower sex It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things"

"In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training... The interviewer said ""nah you just sort of pick it up as you go along""."

"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."

"Know any good DJ jokes? This is the only good one I know: ""Why don't DJs play pool? They always scratch."""

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"

"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"

"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"

"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."