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Joke of the Day

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"

"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."

"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."

"*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there's- Some KFC?"

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""

"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues."

"What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons? jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)"

"I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper PCP"

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"