192001

Joke of the Day

"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"

"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"

"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"

"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"What do you call two crows standing side by side? Attempted murder."

"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ? The Indians just kept coming and coming"

"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."