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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."
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"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."
"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"
"Sucks that these Crest strips only come in white"
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"
"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"
"""Cheese cannon!"" ""Terminator eyes!"" ""Solar powered cat translator!"" I'm the reason genies limit you to 3 wishes."
"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."