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Joke of the Day
"I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are."
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"My girlfriend asked me why I was sitting with the eggs... I couldn't find my whisk, and if you can't beat them, you might as well join them..."
"Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy"
"I just spilled my last beer while reaching over to hit ""ignore caller"" on my phone. Why do bad things happen to good people?"
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"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"
"children in the back seat cause accidents accidents in the back seat cause children"
"Another ""Iron Man"" Joke Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command."
"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."