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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"
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"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"
"My wife spiked my dinner with viagra and gave me an epidural. No hard feelings."
"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo-vies."
"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."
"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""