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Joke of the Day
"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."
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"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."
"Saw two construction workers laughing today... I know what they were really building: Friendship"
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"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."