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Joke of the Day
"Saw two construction workers laughing today... I know what they were really building: Friendship"
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"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."
"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"
"If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die"
"what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia? either way you lose the trailer"
"Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too"
"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots."