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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the German who couldn't find his fruit cake? It was Stollen."
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"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"
"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."
"What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer"
"What to do with a child soldier lower your aim. someone i met who is in the army told me this is what his sergeant told them, he didnt intend it as a joke."
"What days are strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days."
"what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning? it becomes daytrogen"
"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."
"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"
"Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?"