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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."
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"It's hurts for me to say this... But I have a sore throat."
"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"
"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."
"Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle."
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."