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Joke of the Day
"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."
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"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."
"How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time."
"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."
"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."
"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
"Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch! J: Not Guilty!"
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"do i own a boat? no no no. im afraid of the ocean. i guess u coud say.. *removes glasses* i cant sea"