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Joke of the Day
"My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one"
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."
"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."
"Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!"
"What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck"
"I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me. He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"
"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."