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Joke of the Day

"What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer? Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black."

"Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse. Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy."

"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."

"Note to self: before sending that e-mail... Don't ever rely again on the e-mail engine spell check. Latest letter of intent of mine went out with a 'T' instead of a 'G' in ""Best Regards"""

"What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole? ""I'll look into it."""

"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"

"They told me it was love at first sight during their divorce proceedings. - Reasons why I drink"

"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."

"Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral."