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Joke of the Day

"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"

"People say his actions move people to tears. well I wasn't aware he was rapist."

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."

"What do women and Google have in common? [They never let you finish first.] (#s)"

"How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny"

"When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's sweet, I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"

"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"

"What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!"

"Like arguing with a forest fire."