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Joke of the Day

"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of ""going to the gym in 2013."""

"Keep pressing my fists, the IT woman said. It's refreshing, she said."

"Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired."

"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."

"How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime? Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)"

"the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude in a ""Bazinga"" shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree"

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so. You know, before it's hard and crusty"