1961
Joke of the Day
"Did u guys know u can smoke Newports on Delta flights"
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"Was going to tell my wife a joke about quantum theory... ...but I didn't want to Bohr here"
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"
"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"
"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... one turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you wanna get..... shitfaced?"" (sorry if you saw this already)"
"What is the worst place to have the ""you break it, you buy it"" rule? The pet store"
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
"What type of dog is always amazed? A Chi-WOW!-ua"
"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."