1961
Joke of the Day
"Did u guys know u can smoke Newports on Delta flights"
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"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""
"the worst part of this guy catching me masturbating to a Highlights magazine is looking him in the eye for an hour while he cleans my teeth."
"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"
"I see ISIS is finally practicing Structured Programming. They're eliminating GOTOs."
"What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..? AN ARITHMESTICK."
"Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got"
"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."
"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""
"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."