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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline!"
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"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"
"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"
"Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?"
"When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people."
"It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude"" is now a Catholic school teacher."
"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"
"Him: So whattayou wanna do? Her: I dunno Him: So...You wanna play video games? Her: No! Him: So...You wanna watch me play video games?"
"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."