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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."

"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"

"Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck."

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"

"want to go to a pet store and pet the guinea pigs. let me see those baked potatos stat. i want to hear the noise they make"

"Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking"

"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."

"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"

"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."