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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper ? Nevermind , it's tearable."
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"If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did."
"Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now"
"Im so fucked up i wrote 3 tweets into my phone and texted them to the Hurricane Katrina fund."
"Why are programmers bad at doing laundry? They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap."
"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"
"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"
"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"