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Joke of the Day

"Priest and a Rabbi ... A Priest and a Rabbi are walking by a school yard, the Priest says to the Rabbi, ""I'd sure like to fuck those kids!"" the Rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""

"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"

"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"

"if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat."

"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."

"Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, ""Nothing looks good on me"" I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would."

"I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out."

"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."

"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."

"I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude. It's constantly flipping the bird."