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Joke of the Day
"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."
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"No one gave an f about his chicken when he was Lieutenant Sanders"
"Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is."
"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."
"""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go"""
"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent"
"I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks."
"Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"
"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"