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Joke of the Day
"No one gave an f about his chicken when he was Lieutenant Sanders"
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"KING ARTHUR: ...and that is our noble quest. REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that's not really... R: Got it"
"Grammar: The difference between feeling you're nuts, and feeling your nuts."
"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"
"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""
"DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A COP Ok, now that there are definitely no cops reading this...I'm trying to find some cocaine for this weekend guys"
"My dad is a magician. He even has a trick that makes him turn invisible. He's been doing it for the last 32 years."
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."
"Apple was going to make a smaller version of the ipod touch for kids, until they realized the name iTouch Kids wasnt an acceptable name."
"Why is Beyonce always singing about going ""To the left""? Because women have no rights."