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Joke of the Day

"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals."

"I ubered four black guys last night.. They were very nice. They let me out of the car and drove themselves to the destination"

"A girl runs up to her mother with a pile of crap in her hand ""Look what I almost stepped in!"""

"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."

"[job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer? [i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes"

"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."

"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."

"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."