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Joke of the Day

"""My name will live forever!"" - Anonymous."

"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."

"Guy behind me in line at the gas station was standing close enough to reenact the pottery scene from ghost."

"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"

" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "

"Climate change is such a joke... Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up."

"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"

"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"I've heard so many drunken Irish jokes, it's gettin' old... ...not everyone's a drunkard in me ~~Publin~~ Dublin."

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"