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Joke of the Day

"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"

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"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"
"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
"[tries to eject CD 5 mins into space mission] Houston we have a problem I KNOW U CHEATED W/MY WIFE TOM ENJOY 12 YRS OF SMASH MOUTH U PRICK"
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