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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal"

"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "

"Whats the difference....? What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage."

"I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back."

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."

"A bottle of Rum goes up to a bottle of Vodka... ...and says, ""I'm stronger than you!"" Bottle of Vodka rolls up his sleeves and says ""Proof it"""

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."

"Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions? It pains them to have standards."

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."