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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal"

"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."

"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."

"I've even started lying about my age on the treadmill at the gym."

"How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer? He's staring at somebody else's shoes."

"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."

"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"

"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"

"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."

"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"