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Joke of the Day
"What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"
"[tells friend cat passed away] Is there anything I can do? Yes [holds up fur coat] put this on & lie in my lap But I- [starts crying] OK OK"
"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"
"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."
"Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina."
"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."
"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"
"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."