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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"
"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"
"A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT. -women"
"The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual. They are skinny genes."
"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"
"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"
"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."
"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."