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Joke of the Day

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."

"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? 0"

"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."

"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."

"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."

"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"

"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."