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Joke of the Day
"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."
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"What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers? The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 ""regular"" ounces. The more you know..."
"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"
"Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English ""s"""
"Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? John Cougar's Melon Camp"
"KING1: I bring you gold. K2: I bring you frankincense. K3: *drops pot of myrrh* *pot shatters* Oh. I bring you...erm...interpretive dance!"
"I'm the most anti-social person I know"
"Did you know that national middle child day was last week? Yeah... Nobody else did either..."
"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."