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Joke of the Day

"KING1: I bring you gold. K2: I bring you frankincense. K3: *drops pot of myrrh* *pot shatters* Oh. I bring you...erm...interpretive dance!"

"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."

"What do you call sex with a black person? Beastiality."

"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."

"My wife wanted me to get one of those penis enlargers- so I did... ...she's 21 and her name's Cathy."

"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"

"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."

"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."

"Have you guys heard what kind of oil Fort McMurray is into these days? Turmoil"