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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."

"[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal"

"Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? Because they are disappointed in you..."

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."

"If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats."

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"

"What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? About eighty years"