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Joke of the Day

"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."

"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."

"Channing Tatum's next movie... Magic Mike - Big & Tall"

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"

"Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."

"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"

"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."

"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."