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Joke of the Day

"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"

"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."

"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""

"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"

"They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul"

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""

"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"

"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."

"Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women? Because they're bitter."