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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
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"Three bloody tampons are walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None of them because they are stuck up cunts."
"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."
"I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were... I named it Incestry"
"What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)"
"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"
"I got a new clock at IED.com"
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. Its about fucking thyme."