30627
Joke of the Day
"I'm on the fermented barley diet... and I've never felt better."
Next Joke
"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."
"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"
"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."
"What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare? ...Foreign sick science."
"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"
"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"
"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""
"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"