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Joke of the Day

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"

"Time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world. For example, in some parts of the U.S. it's still 1950."

"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."

"What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does."

"What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber? Santa stops at 3 Ho's"

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."