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Joke of the Day
"Why do French bakers listen to death metal? Because all they touch is pain."
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"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."