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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."

"Nothing says ""I probably don't have a mode of transportation"" like being the dude hugging another dude on the back of a Harley."

"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."

"How bout a fortune cookie that tells you not to take advice from shitty dessert."

"White guy is very frightened when he saw a black guy Black Guy: Hey man, why are yo scared, because ima black huh?, you racist scum White Guy: What are you doing in my house?"

"ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch. im 26, available"

"My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey."

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"