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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"

"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"

"What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord."

"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"

"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""

"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"

"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."

"Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food Priorities"

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."